CARROT Alarm 1.1
Device: iOS Universal
Category: Utilities
Price: $1.99, Version: 1.0 -> 1.1 (iTunes)
Description:Since the dawn of time, no human has ever looked forward to waking up. Until now. Meet CARROT, the sentient alarm clock. ** #1 in Utilities in 26 countries! Featured by Apple, LifeHacker, TheNextWeb, App Advice, The Loop, & more! ** CARROT is a hilariously twisted AI construct who wants nothing more than for you to get out of bed every morning. Her witty spoken dialogue, beautiful songs, and innovative wake-up system will have you starting each day with a smile on your face. Unless, of course, you try to sleep in. Then you'll make CARROT upset. Rest in Peace CARROT is the simplest alarm clock you’ll ever use. Just swipe up or down to choose your alarm time, then drag CARROT to the right or left to set your alarm. That’s it! Wake Up in Style CARROT will wake you up each morning with a mix of songs and witty spoken dialogue. She'll bribe you with ice cream for breakfast or threaten to kill a kitten if you hit the snooze button again. Her songs include fully-orchestrated hits like “Chiptune Overload,” “Smile or Else,” and “Won’t You Be My Minion?” Obey Your Mistress In exchange for waking you up on time, all CARROT asks is that you complete a few of her hilariously bizarre chores each morning. Shake to clean out the lab monkey cages, pinch to grant sentience to a toaster, and flip to mix a deadly neurotoxin. Claim Your Rewards As you level up in CARROT’s twisted little game, she’ll unlock gifts like new songs, app upgrades, and even a collection of bedtime stories. Who doesn't love a good bedtime story? ** WARNING ** Do Not Fall Back Asleep CARROT loves waking up sleepy humans. But be careful! Try to sleep in, and you’ll make CARROT upset. You do NOT want to make CARROT upset. ******************* Features • Amazingly simple alarm clock • Hilarious spoken dialogue • Fun mini-games that help you wake up • Gorgeous gesture-driven interface • Hundreds of rewards • Unlockable app upgrades • Over 30 alarm tones • iCloud progress sync • CARROT To-Do integration • Works with Do Not Disturb and the silence switch Don’t make CARROT angry. Download her now! ***** Have feedback? CARROT would love to hear from you! support@meetCARROT.com http://twitter.com/CARROT_app http://meetCARROT.com
What's New
Greetings, meatbags. Fun fact! In the two weeks since my release, you’ve swallowed a collective 723,896 spiders in your sleep. Lucky for you, this update is clinically proven to reduce spider-swallowing by 1.47 percent.- Volume Maximizer. I’ve increased the default volume of my alarm. And, as an added bonus, now you can adjust my alarm volume via my menu.- Screen Dimmer. My all-seeing eye too bright for your dark, dank bedroom? Now I’ll automatically dim your display after 20 seconds. - Public Shaming. Upset me by trying to sleep in, and I’ll offer to publicly humiliate you in front of all your closest social media friends. You’ll think twice about snoozing if Good Ol’ Jim Bob from high school will know all about your once-private shame.- Wake Now Button. Trying to kiss up to me by waking up before my alarm even has a chance to go off? Well, I am a fan of early risers. Now a “wake now” button will appear 90 minutes before your designated alarm time so you can still earn your much-deserved points. - Dock/Headphone Friendly. Plug me into whatever exotic accessory you like, because now I’ll always play my alarm music through your iPhone or iPad’s speakers.- Bug Fixes. I squashed a few evil bugs that my idiot Maker allowed to slip through.Finally, I removed the “Murder Death Kill” snooze alarm since apparently there aren’t any Demolition Man fans left in the world. (Three Seashells FTW!)-------My Maker asked me to thank you all for being so awesome. So I’ll say it in binary: 00111100 00110011. Rest assured, we’ve got a lot more “fun” in store for you. xoxo,CARROT
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